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You Can't Just Waltz In Here Like That! (Wrong Time Signature)
What do we want? Absurdism! When do we want it? Pancakes!
Werewaldo
Yes We Khan
Actors - You've Got To Give Them Props
Things Computer Geeks Say that Sound Dirty But Aren't
My Alignment is Chaotic Awesome
"The Internet is an Excellent Source of Information, All of it True" ~ Benjamin Franklin, 17th President
I Can Pick Up Women From Across the Room
Detale Oriented
If Your Not Literally Dying Inside As You Read This, Than Its Time Too Tell You're Parent's There Tax Dollars Were Wasted
Suit of Armor, Pseudo Armor, Suit of Armoire
       
Hi There, I'm Sliced Bread. Perhaps You've Heard of Me?
I Intend to Render You Unconscious. My Mother Instructed Me To Do So.
This is your brain. Your brain on drugs. Your brain on the internet.
Practice the Karma Sutra - Bad People Always Get Screwed in the End
Top 10 Shakespeare Porn Titles
Warning Labels - Telling Natural Selection To Go Suck It Since the 1970s
LOL - You Keep Using That Acronym. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means.
Never Underestimate the Value of a Good Poofreader
Sometimes Saying "It's What's Inside That Counts," means "You Have A Promising Future as an Organ Donor."
Fireballs: Reach Out and Torch Someone
Pie Rates of the Caribbean
I'd Double Tap That
       
Gamer's Diner
The Man - The Hammer
Starve a Zombie - Go Blonde
Ninjas and Pirates and Zombies, oh my!
Ale Chemists - Turning Lead Feet into Golden Dance Moves Since the Dark Ages
Swarley - NPH with 2 shots of Awesome
Wizard Parking Only - Violators Will Be Toad
Easter Island
Burr-Lesque
Higgs Boson: Hide and Seek Champion (1964-2012)
Carpe DM
Burn the Land, Boil the Sea, But You Can't Take the Sky From Me
       
I am Not a Geek - I Just Play One in D&D
The Best Things In Life Are Super
Eleven out of Ten Statistics are Completely Bogus
I'm Just Waiting For My Montage
You Rock - Too Bad I'm Paper
The Geeks Shall Inherit the Earth
Science! It's Like Magic For Grown Ups
Necromancers: Top Pick Up Lines
Let's Get This Party Started
English Major - If I Say It, It's A Word
Mathematicians - Always Going Off on Tangents
How Awesome People Run Marathons - Step 1: You Start Running. Step 2: There is no Step 2.
       
Crit is a Four Letter Word
Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Text No Evil.
Plato, Aristotle, Socrates - Morons!
Death Star For Sale
8 Ways to Torture an OCD Friend
Practice Safe Humor. Stop, Drop and ROFL
I Want YOU to Evolve
Necromancers - The Skeletons In Your Closet Work For Us
If I Only Had Some BRAINS!
A List of Fondues and Fondon'ts
Spellcheck - It's My Guardian Angle
I Love The Knight Life
       
When the Going Gets Tough - The Tough Get Health Potions
Let's Settle This  Mana A Mana
What Would Jayne Cobb Do?
You Don't Know the Power of the Dark Side
Great Britain - America's Oregon Donor
Wok Like an Egyptian
Your Cruisers Can't Repel Awesomeness of this Magnitude
High Tech Definition
All Kashyyyk League - Wookiee of the Year
Typical Work Day
E = MC Squared - Al Einstein
Bros Before Hos - Any Questions?
       
Want Proof That Humans are Over 95 Percent Chimpanzee? Look at Congress
You Don't Know the Power of the Dwarf Side
Drop the Beet
Brain Fart In Progress
Sine Language
Check Please!
Death Star Plans - Jar Jar's Dance Mix
I'm Not Lazy - I'm an Animated GIF waiting to be Triggered by a Rollover Behavior
Geek Goddess
Geek in Shining Armor
Warning: Subject Contains Adamantium
Im 2 Txty 4 My Shrt
       
Luggage Crossing
Silent Knight, Holey Knight
Custom Grills and Rims
Tech Support Definition
Abstinence - Please Don't Pee in Our Gene Pool
Necromancers - We're Bringing Sexy Back
Po-ta-toes? Boil 'Em, Mash 'Em, Stick 'Em in a Stew, All of the Above
OCD - Si
Warning: Stupidification May Occur
Who Has Two Thumbs and Spends Too Much Time on the Internet? This Guy.
Emo-ticons
Original Bankser - Dollar Dollar Bills Y'all
       
Apple Pi
I.T. - Industrial Titans
I'll Math You So Hard You'll Wish You'd Never Been Mathed
Now We're Cookin'
Beware of the Abdominal Snowman
Pi is Irrational
Pterodactyls - Ridding the World of Idiots Since 180 Million B.C.
Neon - Showy Bastard
Nacho Chips
Paradise is a Pair of Dice
Wanted - My Other Sock
Pineapple - 0% Pine, 0% Apple, 100% Delicious
       
You Must Have an IQ at Least This Tall to Talk With Me
Sex in the Campground, it's Fuckin' Intense!
Internet Definition
I Liked Vampires Before They Were Sparkly
Fantasy Football Wizard
I'm Not Bald - My Hair Is Made Out Of Ninjas
The Four New Horsemen of the Apocalypse - Cancelled Shows, Remakes, Prequels, and Sparkly Vampires
Shuffle, Cut, Win, Deal, Repeat
God Bless the Atheists - It Confuses Them
I Had an Imaginary Friend. His Name is the Square Root of Negative One.
I'll Trade You All the King's Horses For A Roll of Duct Tape
King Pin
       
Mediocre Scott
Legendary Buttkicker
If at First You Don't Succeed - Ctrl Z
Guilty As Charged
Michelangelo Code
Top 8 Signs You Need A New Cellphone
Choose Your Alignment
Actions speak louder than words - Please, no mimes in the library.

 



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