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You Can't Just Waltz In Here Like That! (Wrong Time Signature)

What do we want? Absurdism! When do we want it? Pancakes!

Werewaldo

Yes We Khan

Actors - You've Got To Give Them Props

Things Computer Geeks Say that Sound Dirty But Aren't

My Alignment is Chaotic Awesome

"The Internet is an Excellent Source of Information, All of it True" ~ Benjamin Franklin, 17th President

I Can Pick Up Women From Across the Room

Detale Oriented

If Your Not Literally Dying Inside As You Read This, Than Its Time Too Tell You're Parent's There Tax Dollars Were Wasted

Suit of Armor, Pseudo Armor, Suit of Armoire

Hi There, I'm Sliced Bread. Perhaps You've Heard of Me?

I Intend to Render You Unconscious. My Mother Instructed Me To Do So.

This is your brain. Your brain on drugs. Your brain on the internet.

Practice the Karma Sutra - Bad People Always Get Screwed in the End

Top 10 Shakespeare Porn Titles

Warning Labels - Telling Natural Selection To Go Suck It Since the 1970s

LOL - You Keep Using That Acronym. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means.

Never Underestimate the Value of a Good Poofreader

Sometimes Saying "It's What's Inside That Counts," means "You Have A Promising Future as an Organ Donor."

Fireballs: Reach Out and Torch Someone

Pie Rates of the Caribbean

I'd Double Tap That

Gamer's Diner

The Man - The Hammer

Starve a Zombie - Go Blonde

Ninjas and Pirates and Zombies, oh my!

Ale Chemists - Turning Lead Feet into Golden Dance Moves Since the Dark Ages

Swarley - NPH with 2 shots of Awesome

Wizard Parking Only - Violators Will Be Toad

Easter Island

Burr-Lesque

Higgs Boson: Hide and Seek Champion (1964-2012)

Carpe DM

Burn the Land, Boil the Sea, But You Can't Take the Sky From Me

I am Not a Geek - I Just Play One in D&D

The Best Things In Life Are Super

Eleven out of Ten Statistics are Completely Bogus

I'm Just Waiting For My Montage

You Rock - Too Bad I'm Paper

The Geeks Shall Inherit the Earth

Science! It's Like Magic For Grown Ups

Necromancers: Top Pick Up Lines

Let's Get This Party Started

English Major - If I Say It, It's A Word

Mathematicians - Always Going Off on Tangents

How Awesome People Run Marathons - Step 1: You Start Running. Step 2: There is no Step 2.

Crit is a Four Letter Word

Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Text No Evil.

Plato, Aristotle, Socrates - Morons!

Death Star For Sale

8 Ways to Torture an OCD Friend

Practice Safe Humor. Stop, Drop and ROFL

I Want YOU to Evolve

Necromancers - The Skeletons In Your Closet Work For Us

If I Only Had Some BRAINS!

A List of Fondues and Fondon'ts

Spellcheck - It's My Guardian Angle

I Love The Knight Life

When the Going Gets Tough - The Tough Get Health Potions

Let's Settle This Mana A Mana

What Would Jayne Cobb Do?

You Don't Know the Power of the Dark Side

Great Britain - America's Oregon Donor

Wok Like an Egyptian

Your Cruisers Can't Repel Awesomeness of this Magnitude

High Tech Definition

All Kashyyyk League - Wookiee of the Year

Typical Work Day

E = MC Squared - Al Einstein

Bros Before Hos - Any Questions?

Want Proof That Humans are Over 95 Percent Chimpanzee? Look at Congress

You Don't Know the Power of the Dwarf Side

Drop the Beet

Brain Fart In Progress

Sine Language

Check Please!

Death Star Plans - Jar Jar's Dance Mix

I'm Not Lazy - I'm an Animated GIF waiting to be Triggered by a Rollover Behavior

Geek Goddess

Geek in Shining Armor

Warning: Subject Contains Adamantium

Im 2 Txty 4 My Shrt

Luggage Crossing

Silent Knight, Holey Knight

Custom Grills and Rims

Tech Support Definition

Abstinence - Please Don't Pee in Our Gene Pool

Necromancers - We're Bringing Sexy Back

Po-ta-toes? Boil 'Em, Mash 'Em, Stick 'Em in a Stew, All of the Above

OCD - Si

Warning: Stupidification May Occur

Who Has Two Thumbs and Spends Too Much Time on the Internet? This Guy.

Emo-ticons

Original Bankser - Dollar Dollar Bills Y'all

Apple Pi

I.T. - Industrial Titans

$I'll Math You So Hard You'll Wish You'd Never Been Mathed$

Now We're Cookin'

Beware of the Abdominal Snowman

Pi is Irrational

Pterodactyls - Ridding the World of Idiots Since 180 Million B.C.

Neon - Showy Bastard

Nacho Chips

Paradise is a Pair of Dice

Wanted - My Other Sock

Pineapple - 0% Pine, 0% Apple, 100% Delicious

You Must Have an IQ at Least This Tall to Talk With Me

Sex in the Campground, it's Fuckin' Intense!

Internet Definition

I Liked Vampires Before They Were Sparkly

Fantasy Football Wizard

I'm Not Bald - My Hair Is Made Out Of Ninjas

The Four New Horsemen of the Apocalypse - Cancelled Shows, Remakes, Prequels, and Sparkly Vampires

Shuffle, Cut, Win, Deal, Repeat

God Bless the Atheists - It Confuses Them

I Had an Imaginary Friend. His Name is the Square Root of Negative One.

I'll Trade You All the King's Horses For A Roll of Duct Tape

King Pin

Mediocre Scott

Legendary Buttkicker

If at First You Don't Succeed - Ctrl Z

Guilty As Charged

Michelangelo Code

Top 8 Signs You Need A New Cellphone

Choose Your Alignment

Actions speak louder than words - Please, no mimes in the library.

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